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Reince Priebus - Where are they now?

November 22, 2017 by Jeff Holwell

Reince Priebus resigned just six months into his tenure as Chief of Staff. The former head of the RNC had a highly reported and tumultuous relationship with the president filled with cat and mouse distraction games, name calling, and deceit. So what is he up to now?

To avoid getting booed and yelled at for his complicity in the downfall of our great nation, a friend of Priebus indicates that he now spends much of his time indoors playing Sims, a life simulation video game.

The friend reports, “He spends most of his day playing that game. I sat with him for a bit. A lot of his SIM town is on fire, everyone is heavily armed, the town somehow became segregated, and when I was watching it looked to be on the brink of a catastrophic civil war. But I’m not even sure he even notices any of it. He was pretty intensely focused on his own SIM which pays the least amount of taxes out of anybody in the town. He seemed pretty pleased about that.”

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